One year back.
Dumb Senior (obviously talking to respectful juniors for the first time in his life) : Dey.
Me : Oh. Hi.
DS : I had to call you twice.
Me : Oh. I didn't notice.
Dumb Senior 2 : You didn't notice?! (some slight class 3 tamil swears)
Me : No.
DS2 : Er..next time, notice. (spoiling the whole effect)
DS : Wokay. Name, department, area, song.
Me : Eh?
DS : You have a name, no?
Me : (after making up my mind to check in the mirror after getting home if my face had 'English Only' written all over it) Yeah. Sammok.
DS2 : What?
Me : Sammok. EC.
DS2 : What's that?
Me : My name.
DS2 : What does it mean?
Me : (in no mind to humour him) I dunno.
DS : Wokay, which area you are in?
Me : Main block, 4th floor, 403.
DS : Oh. Hostel a?
Me : No. Day.
DS : You live in the classroom or what?! (annoyed)
Me : No. From Korattur.
DS2 : Why your name is like that? (meaning : why is your name weird?)
Me : I dunno. Must be boring to have a normal name.
DS2 : Anyway, what song?
Me : (with genuine disinterest) I can't sing!
DS : Come on, mobile battery down da, konjam entertainment, please.
Me : I don't know any Tamil songs.
DS : Okay, sing English. You know Titanic song, no..?
... ... ...
One year later, after results.
DS : Hey da mama.
Me : Hey.
DS : How many?
Me : 75.
DS : Dogg! I asked how many! Not how much! (very very annoyed, but with slightly better English)
Me : Oh. None. You?
DS : You are EC da. Naye passanga.(dog people, literally) I've got 6 standing from last sem.
Me : Heh.
DS : What's so funny?
Me : That girl you asked me to give that letter to, from EEE, she's got 6 too.
Moral : Seniors are dumb. You'll be a senior one day too. I am one, now. Learn.
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.erm...ahem...hehe ... er..... i kicked my senior on my first day :O
ROFL... dude... good one... oh well, in my engg days the senior who tried to rag me almost ended up as my batch-mate ...
I got an experience too... but lol, yours were too good da.
wonderful experience :P
when i was a junior we poor juniors were made to run in the ground! sheesh! was nice playful ragging
@vinode : ju musta gotten kicked back real good :D
@srinath : This particular one thankfully isn't my department :) would have been my batchmate otherwise :D
@subhash : Some experience :P I guess you gotta practice ragging in front of the mirror before doing it as such.
@fari : The ground is fuckin so far away from the buildings people don't even go there to bunk classes. They ask kids to run around the canteen acting as waiters instead.
wow... i hope smthin like tht happens to me too!
and then hopefully i get to rag my seniors...
no limit to dreaming! :P
Are you trying to say that you are dumb now and that we shall all become dumb some day?!
:|
well! my case was different altogether. i was spendin 45 mins wid dose bastards literally doing nuthing! dose guys really got fucked up to d core!lol!
the worst thing was that they begged me to say "good evening" to them but i said "NO"... and finally another bastard came up asking where s ur dad working!
my answer was......
"THE POLICE DEPARTMENT"! rofl!
(but thats the truth!)
nice post buddy! 8)
@jean : YES. :D
@lavanya : Heh. And then the lecturers will pay you to listen to them. Dream on. NO limit to dreaming.
@ashwin : Heck, yeah. Turn em over to the cops, Lol.
oh my direct senior is now my junior.. :|
hahahahaha...lol!!
good one..good one..you are getting better at it!
@sue : ha ha! gonna happen here as well.
@sorcerer : thanks man! you too!
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